(excuse my laziness - just not in the mood to write much. This is an OLD email that was sent to me)
1.)
FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut the fuck up.
2.)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five
Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes
to watch the game before helping around the house.
3.)
Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.
4.)
Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Do It and DIE!
5.)
Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and
wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about
nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing)
6.)
That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.)
Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.
8.)
Whatever: Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU !
9.)
Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong",
for the woman's response refer to # 3.
