What? What did you say???

Gah! Yes ,clubs are soo not for me! That is why I havent been to one in a long while.
Im typing deaf right now. Thank goodness this is not a voice blog or I would be screaming this post!
Went to a club tonight. Ya wierd - a Wednesday night.
Good times though.
Why?
Men. And lots of them! Big burly men too -firefighter type hehe.
Eye candy always helps.
Its always sad to go to a club or bar or lounge or even singles event and be bombarded by - women. There is just too many of us! Just ask all my gfs!
So for once in a long long while I have actually gone to a club packed full of men! So - even though I dont really like clubs and I sacraficed one of my five senses it was somewhat worth the treck out tonight.
I mean - I know full well this is not a place to meet a good guy. But it was none the less a good place to just have fun. And maybe practicing that whole singles game as well.
Its funny to see how ppl interact with others - people watch.
Oh and, for the likes of me, I have NO idea why some men find that grinding up against a gal in a club is a turn on? And why do they persist when you make it known that you dont want to? Or those ones that stare.... no I mean GLARE at you as if they are Hoodini trying to put you under their trance - eyes Bugging out of their head? Ick - talk about heebie jeebies! Maybe it is simply easier to be so creepy than to actually speak? Really, no grinding (perverts!) and if you are shy and you like a gal - glance, dont glare - do a double take and make sure she sees, and... smile.... if she does the same then your in the game. My gfs and I talk about being aware of our "piss-off jerk" look or our "F-off face" - we have to look more approachable - and I think we are somewhat for the most part - but with those guys that ruin it for the rest of them (as mentioned above) ya wonder why we have those faces?
Ah practice.

And one thing is - why does it have to be sooo incredibly LOUD? Am I just getting old or the decibles getting higher? I think in this particular place the music was just louder than normal! If ppl are supposed to mingle then whats the point if you cant hear a thing they say? I went to the washroom and the gals were talking and all I could make out was "muar muar muar la la la muuuuar mmmuuuarr la la la " Ya - I must be getting older and deaf.

Oh note: When my senior patients are hard of hearing, the proper way to talk to them is not LOUDER - but in a LOWER tone of voice. If ever you are in one of these situations or if you see me on the street - this is how to talk to me hehe.

Anyhow - I just needed to post the fact that the ratio of men to women was great tonight - very rare indeed. Hurrah - it was not a female fest!
Really - single men out there - there are more women out there for ya - so stop hiding!!!
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My mother, who was watching Dr. Phil the other day, said to me this past week , "you know, they say there are more single women now a days"
I looked at her and said "UH. Yeah, I could have told them that!!? - Just take a look at Stats. Canada - there are more women in the world than men, period - unless you are in Alberta or Whistler B.C, probably cause of the harsh weather and Oil Riggs."
She then said I should find an Oil Rigg man ........ Hummmmmm thats a thought..... ;)