Some men are idiots

Ok that being said, I know I may endure comments from men defending themselves. That is why I am being politically correct and I am saying "some".
So if you are a man and dont want to be part of these idiots you have a choice which side you want to be on. Since I said "some" it's your choice, I'm not labeling all men.

Why are some men idiots?
They think with their penis.
WE heard that before didnt we?
(Ah Im due for a rant here and circumstances call for it at this point.)



True Story:

I was in my last year of my professional program. 2 other classmates and I had a placement in a hospital downtown. I had a surgery to perform. We had a male clinical supervisor/instructor. I think he was engaged at that time.
The patient was actually this young pretty 23 yr old gal. She came in with her dad and her bf.
The surgery I had to do was minor, so it only requires local anesthesia.
Its the injection that is painful, not the actual surgery itself. She was so hyper-nervous! And in times like this we do all we can to re-assure patients (pre-op and during) that the procedure is minor and the only discomfort she would feel is the injection which takes a minute. We also go into grave detail if needed to re-assure them, so a lot of people suck it in and bear it when they know which part is the bad part.
However, this ever-so-pretty-pre-Madonna was whining and scared cause it was all just so scary-warey from start to finish from the moment she entered the clinic - think 5 yr old: "aawwww pooorr baby-wabey, lil girl skeeeert? vewy vewy skeeert? pooor baby! Khoochie khoochie kooo"
Yes - sickening isnt it? You would think huh?
During this type of surgery we use a tournique so Time is of essence. But of course, her constant whining made it extremely difficult and stressful for me to do the whole injection and surgery without stopping every 2 seconds to make sure she was ok, OR for her to catch her breath and gain composure after her dad said some re-assuring words and held her hand and rubbed her back.
wtf?
YOU are not in labor for cripes sake!
Ok ok I know ppl have different pain tolerances. And I am not a cold hearted bitch (to my patients hehe) either.
But:
#1: I even endured the injections as a student myself so I knew how painful it was (not as bad as the dentist's L.A)
#2: She was 23 yrs old not 5!
And this pre-Madonna was milking every second of it!
#3: after the anesthesia you dont feel a thing, so why was she still complaining (I checked for sensation before and during)
Her pathetic bf was there looking on too also re-assuring her. I think even at one point he stood on the other side of her holding her other hand!!
Gag!!
It was getting very sickening, so thank goodness my mask was on to catch my throw up if needed. And I had to put alot of all my energy into not rolling my eyes into the back of my head to stare at my freakin brain!
(You are probably thinking that I was just jealous of her prettiness and that is why I found her annoying. Nope, she was annoying period for any 23 yr old, pretty or ugly, man or woman.)

I glanced at my other colleague students (female as well btw). Behind their masks I saw the same look I had. I looked at my supervisor - He was the typical oblivious male. He continued to ask her of other things like school stuff etc. to keep her mind off the surgery. In fact, we were all asking her stupid questions so she would not complain. I looked at the clock and began to sweat even more!
We finally got through the surgery. She got the post-op instructions then said to my instructor "Oh thank you it wasnt as bad as I thought it would be, see you in a couple of days"
- Yep and I was the one who did the surgery under stress....

Scrubbing up post surgery and washing down the instruments I conferred with my colleagues. They too agreed that she was just more than a little too much! One colleague was engaged and about in her 40s and the other in her early 30s and married. We were all part chuckling and annoyed at her behavior, so turning to my instructor, I asked his opinion. From him, being a previous and present friend of mine from since he was a student himself, I expected a unanimous agreement.
In his most intellectual, serious, as-a-matter-of-fact type of voice he said:
"Well, actually no. I did not see anything wrong with her behavior, I think she is rather quite the intellectual, very smart and bright with a good head on her shoulders for someone her age, going to university and you know, going to school for a year in Italy and all."

WHA?

I was in shock! Was he in the same room?

I did not bother...
My colleagues were shocked at his ignorance as well.
One of them said "Yep, it was a room of 4 women and 3 men and she had them all wrapped around her finger, they kinda looked like idiots".

So if you ever wonder why men make stupid important decisions and sometimes end up dirt broke and alone over some woman.........You know which brain they were using.