And you thought I was bananas?.........
On MSN's page today I found this:
Setting up your New Year in love
By Barrie Dolnick
Level Three: A Magical Blueprint for Romance
If you’re game for a big and powerful love connection, don’t be shy. Follow these directions for a love ritual, and you will certainly see romance in the coming year. Believe in it—thousands of single people who’ve read my books and attended my seminars have found success with it!
This process must be done after sunset and is best done between December 20 and January 13th.
1)Light a candle and sit comfortably in candlelight.
2)Make of list of the qualities in a relationship you desire. Here’s an example, but use your own words. Use the present tense. Claim your power to create this love in your life.
"I create love in 2006 with someone who is screamingly funny, tender, caring, honest and compassionate. I create love with someone who loves animals, appreciates and respects my vegetarian diet. I create love with someone who complements my personality and who lovingly challenges me to be a better person. I create love with someone who loves music, adventure and joins me in volunteer work.
I have the power to create love with the perfect person for me. "
3)Read your list out loud. And no, it will not work if you just read it silently. The power of your word is a strong force and this will help pull your wishes into reality.
4)When you’re done reading your lists, release this to the universe by saying, “So Be It and So It Is.”
5)Blow your candle out.
Hang onto your list. In the next twelve months, you’ll be able to see how your wishes were granted.
posted by ~Moi~ @ 4:39 PM
3 Comments:
And if this doesn't work just click your heels three times while saying "There's no place like home."
When you wake up from the dream you'll be able to face the reality that there is no magic spell to finding love.
The really sad part of all of this is that there are thousands of people who are going to try this. Probably even tonight.
OH shhhhush!
Desperate times call for desperate measures!
erm .... um..... I mean you cant make fun of those that try this or have hope in this.... ya .... those people.... thats right.... them..... not me or anyone like me or whatever....
Jokin jokin!
You ain't kiddin'... "desperate measures". To me, this would be on par with placing a personal ad in one of those free papers that every city has, but few people admit to reading.
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