Unfair Ratio

The ratio of men to women in the world is not even. Thats a given.
There are more women in the world than men.

Hence, more single women than single men!

Additionally, you have to take into concideration that amoung those single men, a good handful of them are interested in other men! So the ratio decreases!

Then men have to go and die before us women so that decreases the ratio even more!

Makes me wonder, if the world would have it that morally, marriages and relationships between men and women should be monogamous.................... then why on earth are there more women than men?!

I Was at a lounge/bar/restaurant/jazz club last night with my girl friends, and the night played out like every other night at these types of places -->

dark lights, loud music, cover charge, over priced foods and drinks, and the room was packed!
Packed FULL of mostly women!

And what men that were there were hanging out at the bar or staring creepily at the dance floor with their buddies or even alone(!).

I know I know, bars/clubs are not good places to meet "good" guys. Hence the pickins were slim, but that's another post, I digress, I was talking about ratios here.

Another time, actually last week, it was the same situation. But this was even at a labeled "singles event"! There are still more women than men. Apparently, in the T.O, "singles event" = "big gathering of single women"! Yay! This event is for what pray tell? For us single women to rejoice in the fact that we are not alone in our singledom? To show us that the pickins are slim? That beggars cant be choosers? gez!

So what are us single women left to do in these situations with shortages of men?
*claws come out, along with the cleavages and shorter skirts, laughs are louder (to the point of being abnoxious) and.......... standards decrease*.
Its funny to sit back and look around... a man enters the room.... all the womens eyes check him out. Desperado for attention, we laugh, flick our hair, anxiously look to the guy to be noticed but try not to make it too obvious.

And how does this ratio difference affect the guys? (I'll allude to it but oh this is another post in itself) Basically, they got their pickens, they become LAZY.... I honestly wonder what is running through their heads (I'll take a stab at it):

Hummm wow she is pretty, and that other has big boobs, oh and that other one - yea dance like that there, oh and there is another! Wow does that other one have a nice @ss!
I know they want me.
Maybe i'll just stare and stare at her with my glare and she will approach me.
I know they are all checkin me out.
humm leme buy myself a drink and stand by the dance floor and stare at them while they shake their things.
or maybe I will start dancing and try to grope this one from behind, I know she will like that!
hey, she pushed me away.... well, no sweat, maybe she is nervous, leme try it again on her friend!

I could go on. But I'm being biasd hehe. Yes, maybe not all of them think like this but most do (note that when I say most I'm again referring to the population of guys that is already much less than the population of women). I'm sure there are the shy types who just sit in the corner afraid to approach a gal and end up not doing it at all. Of course now the onus is up to us gals, apparently we have to be the "man" now and approach the guys. (thank you womens LIB!, no really you have not gone too far!)

Anyhow, the ratio sucks!

So, for all you single guys out there: YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE! the odds are in your favour!