Monday, October 03, 2005

An Old email I recieved but saw it again on someones Blog.....

Just so you know this was not made up by me... it was simply an email of why women are single, maybe you recieved it before.....

1. The nice men are ugly. (and/or fat)


2. The handsome men are not nice. (read: big shagging bastards)


3. The handsome and nice men are gay.


4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.


5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men,

have no money.


6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with

money think we are only after their money.


7. The handsome men without money are after our money.


8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat

heterosexual, don't think we are beautiful enough.


9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,

somewhat nice and have money, are cowards.


10. The men who are somewhat handsome,somewhat nice and

have some money and thank God are heterosexual,

are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!


11. The men who never make the first move, automatically lose

interest in us when we take the initiative.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG I have never seen that before, its sooo true, and depressing ....grrrr

Day 6..and still no call, why don't men ever call?? What do they have an inbred genetic phone phobia?

I think I may have to convert to the other side soon...lmfaoooo

2:21 PM  
Blogger ~Moi~ said...

not calling? grrr you may have to read that book I mentioned in the previous post :p
BUT still GRRRR him! :p

7:24 PM  
Blogger M+ said...

I tried, I mean REALLY tried, to follow this list, and all I got for my efforts were a headache. I can't figure out where I fit into the grand scheme of things according to this list. I'm sooooo going to hate being single again!

9:40 PM  
Blogger ~Moi~ said...

well these are reasons that women ARE single. if you cant figure out where you fit into this list, then maybe thats a good thing..

9:20 AM  

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